i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
When something u were really excited about gets cancelled at the last minute
Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.
I think I’m in love.
She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.
That majestic flip
Stephen King being Stephen King
you brought this on yourself?
How do you send an organ?
You de liver it.
hannibal is that you.
My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes